Then, I went to my annual eye exam - and all of a sudden I need $%^&^^& bifocals. Grr.
Then I saw my doctor, and he prescribed a sleep study. So I went last night...
...and I have severe sleep apnea. The dangerous kind - oxygen levels getting scary low. So now, I get to spend the rest of my $%^&^^& life tied to a $%^& CPAP machine every night:
There's an off chance that if I lose enough weight (Atkins is going pretty well), the problem will go away - but that's rare.
Meanwhile, I'm gonna see if Kim wants to play "Darth Vader Meets the Space Wench..."